I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS AS MUCH AS I DO NOW. THE PUNCH ECHOING IN OUR EMPTY APARTMENT SINCE DAD (me) SOLD THE FURNITURE FOR AN AK SKIN. HELLO I AM JURY, I GOT UNBANNED ON THIS DAY 06/12/25, FROM A 7 DAY BAN. I HAVE CURRENTLY HAD 3 ENERGY DRINKS AND SPENT PROPABLY A TOTAL OF 2 HOURS TRYING TO GET THIS LAPTOP WORKING. I HAVE SWITCHED 2 LAPTOPS SSD'S TO PLAY CS. I DO A FEW PRACTICE GAMES AND A FEW WIGNMANS. MINOR CRASHES. IM 90% CLOSE TO UNLOCKING PREMIERE. 93%, 96%, 99!!!! AND THEN I FINALLY GOT IT. AFTER 150 HOURS OF PLAYING THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME I FINALLY UNLOCKED PREMIER. IM HAPPY, ITS 4AM IM IN A CRAMMED OFFICE SPACE THATS CURRENTLY AT THE TIME OF WRITING 26,8°C. THE PUBIC LICE COVERED KEYBOARD CLICKING, AS I PLAY THE GAME. I DO HAVE TO MENTION THAT THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ME AND CS2 IS A LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP. ITS AROUND 97.23% HATE AND SOME OF THE REST IS LOVE, ALTHOUGH LOVE IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD. SO AS I WAS SAYING. UNLOCKING PREMIER, DRENCHED IN SWEAT, CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS, ME AND MY FRIEND DECIDE TO QUEUE UP FOR A PREMIER GAME. WE HAVE A WOMAN IN OUR TEAM, BAD START. APART FROM THE POTATO GRAPHICS I HAD TO USE ON THE LAPTOP, IT WENT WELL. I GOT A FEW KILLS AND EVEN MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD. I WAS FEELING ON TOP OF THE WORLD UNTIL.... AN ERROR POPS UP. SOMETHING ALONG "INTERNAL ERROR OCCURED", THE GAME CLOSES. I OPEN STEAM TO LAUNCH IT, MY FRIEND ANXIOUSLY SPAMMING THE "CALL COUNTER-TERRORIST TIMEOUT" BUTTON. UPON HITTING LAUNCH IT PROCEEDS TO SAY "DOWNLOADING CONTENT 0%" . THATS WEIRD. AN UPDATE ♥♥♥♥♥ MY GAME UP? THE UPDATE DOES NOT UPDATE. 1 TIME OUT TURNS INTO 3. THE CLOCK AGAINST THE BAN IS TICKING. FIRST MINUTE. I TRY VERIFYING THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAMES FILES. DOES IT VERIFY? ♥♥♥♥ NO. SECOND MINUTE IM PANICKLY RESTARTING THE PC AND STEAM WHICH HAD LITTLE TO NO USE OTHER THAN WASTE MY TIME. DURING THOSE 2 MINUTES I WAS CONTEMPLATING LEAVING THE GAS STOVE ON FOR THE NIGHT AND GOING TO BED. 3RD MINUTE. ACCEPTING MY FATE. I WATCH MY FRIENDS SCREEN AS IT SAID "KANAKASTE HAS 1 MINUTE LEFT TO REJOIN". I LAY BACK ON THE CHAIR, LOOKING AT THE STUTTERING MONITOR, KNOWING IT WAS OVER. I KNEW VALVE IS GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR MY "BAD BEHAVIOR". I WENT OUTSIDE, SITTING ON THE PORCH. MY FRIEND COMES AND TALKS TO ME ABOUT MY AK REACTION TIMES. I TELL HIM TO SHUT UP. I DIDNT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT GAME ANYMORE. IS THIS GAME ACTUALLY HEALTHY FOR ME? WHY AM I SO MAD, YET SO ADDICTED TO IT? WHY WOULD I AND WHY WILL I COME BACK AFTER THE 7 DAYS? IS IT THE SKINS? THE GAMEPLAY? THE RUSSIAN TEAMMATES WHO YOURE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR?

We've been playing for years, it would be great if they could fix the cheating system.

Possibly the worst game I have ever played in my entire life